why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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realizing im basically mr.crocker when someone mentions my fandom in public
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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my motto
what’s a motto
nothing what’s a motto with you
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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
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| What girls say: | I'm fine |
|---|---|
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
i don’t think i’ve ever agreed with anything more than what this man is saying
watch this. seriously
yes yes yes yes yes
this is amazing
this guy is so sick
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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